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You Silly Beaver
Contributed by
ShaeBay
on
Wednesday, 11th April 2012 @ 09:54:30 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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What a nice day to spend by the river, just watching the animals.
Oh how lovely the river looks, all crystal clear and what not.
The fish swim by a cutely and awkwardly with their fins.
Oh look it's a cute beaver! I just want to touch it!
Maybe he can be my pet!! Just the thought is exciting!
I will be the ultimate beaver owner!!
-Slowly approaching the beaver the man finds himself jumping with too much excitement-
-The beaver looks around, knowing something is coming his way to sabotage his work-
(The beaver looks at the man and says)
Dude what are you doing?
(The man about cries out in shock)
Okay listen, I don't want you to get all up in my business.
Seriously leave. Your annoying.
Now I swear, come again and I'll bite something off.
This can be promised. Go down the road a bit.
There is a Zebra named Frank, bother him.
(The man starts to say something)
MARCARAKAKA!!
SCram!!!!!!
-The man never ran harder in his life-
The beaver just laughs and pulls out a nice log to enjoy his victory of traumatizing another silly man.
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ShaeBay
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2012-04-11 09:54:30] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: You Silly Beaver
(User Rating: 1 ) by ammar on
Saturday, 5th May 2012 @ 01:45:52 PM AEST (User
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Enjoyed reading this one. I really like the unique structuring. The beaver left me nearly as shocked as the man! |
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