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DON’T PLAY WITH FOOD

Contributed by robert_edgar_burns on Wednesday, 28th March 2012 @ 11:01:59 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



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A burglar came up to my door
And asked did I lose my cat?
I don’t steal little kitty’s
And so I’m bringing her back.

A spotted leopard chased a deer
And I thought this won’t be good.
But little did I know that big cat
Only wanted to play with food.

A puppy, a kitty, a hamster, a bunny,
Sit on my porch when it is sunny.
Two wiggle their noses, one naps with a snore,
And kitty is puzzled by the mouse on the floor.

A rooster is leading some hens and some chicks,
Across an old board, over water, nice trick.
A duck floats right by with five chicks on her back.
I asked where’s she going, and I only heard “Quack.”

Three froggies are croaking at dawn in the swamp.
They watch out for gators who sometimes go chomp!
But the gators growl groggily and sometimes they snort.
They won’t bother the froggies, they hate to get warts.



Copyright © robert_edgar_burns ... [ 2012-03-28 23:01:59]
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Re: DON’T PLAY WITH FOOD (User Rating: 1 )
by Sir_Odd87 on Friday, 30th March 2012 @ 01:31:07 AM AEST
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An amusing post, to say the least. Took me a second to actually connect the poem to the pictures.




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