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Grrr!

Contributed by banjosandwitch on Friday, 16th March 2012 @ 06:55:13 AM in AEST
Topic: AngryPoetry



Grrr!

You’re stupider than stupid
You’re thicker than thick
You could write all you have to offer on the edge of a penny
What intelligence? You don’t have any
Grrr! I’m angry, grrr! So mad
Your elbow is brown and poop flavoured

You are in the Guinness book of records for the lowest IQ
Grrr! You’re a whanker, grrr! You’re an a-hole
You are a tool of the lowest calibre
You are a rusty nut
You’re that loose screw we all know about
You’re the plonker we all refer too
Grrr! Bellendo, grrr! Doofus

You’re a pain to be around
I’d rather be trapped on the underground
Keep away you thicko
You’re making me mad, very mad, oh, watch me blow
You are a pure scrote
You shouldn’t have the right to vote

If you where bread you’d be non sliced
Yer, thickest of the thick
Gimp of all gimps
A-hole master of disaster, geek-lord supreme
Bellendo immeasurable
Grrr! I must relax, Grrr! Take a breath
I’m so glad you are not my neighbour
I’m so glad we aren’t related
I’m so glad we live on opposite sides of the city
You’re a dick

By banjosandwitch14/03/12







Copyright © banjosandwitch ... [ 2012-03-16 06:55:13]
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