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What I said to god
Contributed by
banjosandwitch
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Monday, 12th March 2012 @ 07:46:35 AM in AEST
Topic:
sarcasticpoetry
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What I said to god
Standing at the pearly gates
The lord asked me this
What was the high point of your life, my son?
And to him I said this
Well it would have to be the beginning, the very start
When my mother gave birth to me and my life began
See I was born out of wedlock
With only a mother to give me love
And she gave me all I needed
With a little help from the lord above
That be you my man, my father
See I could have been aborted
I could have been adopted
But I was kept and loved
From day one to today, my death
Who could ask for a better moment, than the first?
I’ve had it rough
And things where tough
I’ve been called all kinds of stuff
And sometimes I’ve had enough
But my mother she always loved me, no matter what
So having a start full of love
Made me strong
And this is my high point, lord
Additional comedy verse
So now I’m here in heaven
What could possibly go wrong?
So send along the hot naked chicks
And fire up another bong
As one life ends another is about to start
Pull my finger dude
Smell this cheesy fart
Red suits you my man
Is it a bit hot in here?
Can someone turn down the heating?
By banjosandwitch 12/03/12
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Re: What I said to god
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 12th March 2012 @ 09:54:23 AM AEST
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Re: What I said to god
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by emystar on
Tuesday, 13th March 2012 @ 01:00:20 AM AEST
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Wow friend, this write is amazing even the comedy is great.
luv it,
Smiles, blessings,
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