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SAUSAGE AND GRAVY
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
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Saturday, 10th March 2012 @ 10:13:43 PM in AEST
Topic:
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My son joined the US Navy
Because of the sausage and gravy.
In the Army it's called SOS
It made my waistline wavy.
I like corn bread with butter and honey.
To make it you really need some money.
I don't have any so I eat rye bread.
With milk and sugar it keeps me fed.
I’m a bird dog from the Florida sticks.
In super markets I find hens and chicks.
I stand and point till the basket comes.
But I get strange looks from everyone.
The money is short so I gather stones,
And lizard eggs right outside my home.
One of the eggs had a rattlesnake,
But it tasted good in my stone soup bake.
Sausage and biscuits are a treasured dream.
I’d rejoin the Army but I’m way too mean.
I put raisins in milk toast and close my eyes.
Holding my nose for a sausage gravy surprise.
Whether Army or Navy
I just want to say,
Sausage Gravy or SOS
Are great either way.
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2012-03-10 22:13:43] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: SAUSAGE AND GRAVY
(User Rating: 1 ) by emystar on
Saturday, 10th March 2012 @ 11:00:06 PM AEST (User
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ssshh u making me hungry
Luv sausage and gravy.
God works but I doubt the rattle snake eggs. I'd eat a tree first.
smiles,
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