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SLIDE WHISTLE ZOO
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
on
Tuesday, 28th February 2012 @ 10:07:05 PM in AEST
Topic:
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Everything is much more fun
With a slide whistle by your side.
Try it at a funeral home,
And the corpse might even rise.
I took a kazoo to the local zoo
For the chimps to hear me play.
They only mumbled “ooh ooh ooh,”
As they scratched arm pits today.
I played my drums at the lions cage,
But it didn’t really seem to care,
Until it charged full speed at me
And it stiffened straight up my hair.
I went over to the giraffes domain
But it could not hear my sounds.
Even though his ears were very large
But they’re so high off the ground.
So I packed up all my instruments
Except for the slide whistle.
I like watching things go up and down,
As long as they’re not missiles.
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robert_edgar_burns
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2012-02-28 22:07:05]
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Re: SLIDE WHISTLE ZOO
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by deusdeira on
Wednesday, 29th February 2012 @ 02:18:42 AM AEST
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Try it at a funeral home,
And the corpse might even rise.
that made me laugh out loud. |
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Re: SLIDE WHISTLE ZOO
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by NightMareShoGun on
Wednesday, 27th March 2013 @ 11:16:42 AM AEST
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| i like this |
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