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The County Fair
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
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Thursday, 23rd February 2012 @ 07:41:32 PM in AEST
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A special trip I took to the county fair.
livestock grazed and roamed around there.
But in a cage, was a large brown bear,
And a challenge to wrestle for a cash prize share.
Who could stay the longest in the cage with him?
Two would be winners, third place no win!
I flexed my arms and was much impressed,
Till the bear stood up and slapped my chin.
A second thought was running through my mind.
Was my insurance caught up? Did I pay in time?
But my second thought never made a third,
As I was spinning around, my shouts were all I heard.
I only lay in traction, for maybe just a week.
My head stopped hurting, my sore throat can speak.
When you’re screaming “Help” lots of blood can leak.
My advise to you, if you get the chance,
When confronting bears, get one who will dance!
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Re: The County Fair
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 24th February 2012 @ 06:39:55 AM AEST
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LMAO ! ! !  |
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Re: The County Fair
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by emystar on
Friday, 24th February 2012 @ 11:16:21 AM AEST
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Mercy, good write.
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Re: The County Fair
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by Kailas on
Friday, 24th February 2012 @ 06:26:16 PM AEST
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| Hahaha definitely made me smile! Nice write :P |
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