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FLORIDA CHICKEN
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robert_edgar_burns
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Friday, 17th February 2012 @ 10:01:24 PM in AEST
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High in vitamins and proteins
But must be cooked quite well,
If humans are to eat them,
Near outhouses and water wells.
Armadillos and raccoons
Along with opossum and deer,
And alligators on occasion,
Are served at tables there.
Skunks we draw the line at,
Unless it’s sausage made.
Turtles make a great soup,
You can eat it every day.
I bet your mouth is watering,
So head down to the swamp.
We’re going python hunting,
So be careful where you stomp.
Dillos are Florida chicken
No matter how it’s cooked.
Whether you catch it under your tires,
Or with a treble hook.
If you’re a vegetarian,
Crunching carrots with your teeth.
I bet we all can change your mind
With the delicious meat we eat!
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Re: FLORIDA CHICKEN
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by emystar on
Friday, 17th February 2012 @ 11:05:15 PM AEST
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Just give me the friend chicken I'll pass on the rest.
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Re: FLORIDA CHICKEN
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by emystar on
Friday, 17th February 2012 @ 11:07:06 PM AEST
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I mean the real chicken like from Tyson.
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Re: FLORIDA CHICKEN
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by Ellewood on
Saturday, 18th February 2012 @ 06:25:31 AM AEST
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| I think I would rather be a vegetarian! :) |
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Re: FLORIDA CHICKEN
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by maverick47 on
Saturday, 18th February 2012 @ 01:01:35 PM AEST
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| Outstandingly funny |
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Re: FLORIDA CHICKEN
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by bmjones0555 on
Saturday, 18th February 2012 @ 02:43:45 PM AEST
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| Very good and funny |
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Re: FLORIDA CHICKEN
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by dvtpdw on
Saturday, 18th February 2012 @ 03:02:02 PM AEST
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| I'm Florida born and bred, and I hear your words. Although I was never a meat eater in FL, I do remember my father hunting there. Great write, as usual, nice flow and imagery, and thanks for taking me home again, if only for a little while. God Bless. Thanks for sharing. |
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Re: FLORIDA CHICKEN
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by JohnnyFallen on
Saturday, 18th February 2012 @ 10:32:20 PM AEST
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| Hahaha! xD |
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Re: FLORIDA CHICKEN
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by CARAAAAA on
Wednesday, 7th March 2012 @ 12:31:31 AM AEST
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| cute |
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