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CHARLIE SHEEN’S KITTY
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
on
Wednesday, 15th February 2012 @ 08:23:27 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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They found Charlie Sheen’s kitty
Asleep on the railroad tracks.
He was covered in white powder,
Can you imagine that?
A rolled up Benjamin Franklin
Was laying there beside a straw.
White dust was clinging to them,
When I heard a Choo Choo call!
Two trolls came strolling up to me,
Like two munchkins quoting verse.
And with their chipmunk sounding voice
Chimed, “Move that cat or call a Hearse.”
I grabbed it’s tail and it bit me,
But I pulled it from the tracks.
This kitty would not have done that,
If he only used dime bag crack.
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Re: CHARLIE SHEEN’S KITTY
(User Rating: 1 ) by ICEKASH on
Wednesday, 15th February 2012 @ 10:24:23 PM AEST (User
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Funny |
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Re: CHARLIE SHEEN’S KITTY
(User Rating: 1 ) by Kailas on
Thursday, 16th February 2012 @ 04:39:05 PM AEST (User
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hehehehe :D |
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Re: CHARLIE SHEEN’S KITTY
(User Rating: 1 ) by emystar on
Friday, 17th February 2012 @ 02:21:41 AM AEST (User
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Different but great writing.
Awesome.
Smiles, blessings,
#1 fan |
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