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MR. ELMER FUDD, ESQUIWE
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
on
Wednesday, 15th February 2012 @ 03:07:54 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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My name is Elmew Fudd.
I wepwesent the Acme Cwopowation.
Daffy Duck was the MC
At the gwiwwed cheese owientation.
Some people call me Egghead,
And I won a spewwing bee.
The gwand pwize is to kiww a wabbit
On the beautifuw bwue gwass of Tennessee.
Watch the woad fow wabbit.
Be vewy vewy quiet.
I hope to kill this wabbit,
So I don稚 have to buy it!
I知 a wed-hot spowtsman
And I知 aftew some wild game.
I知 not actwess Owivia de Haviwwand,
Though we look a lot the same.
What wight thwough yonduh window bweaks?
I知 going to get you wabbit stew,
Ow awe you a fwicasseeing wabbit Buggs,
And a Looney Tunes from a zoo?
Sylvestew and Tweety wawned me
This wacky wabbit would get in my hawe.
If I only had some,
Fow my cwown is vewy bawe.
I got him in my sights
I puww the twiggew bwam.
He disintegwated to my wight.
It was a snow wabbit scam.
Oh, you dubbah-cwossing wabbit!
You tweachewous miscweant!
I知 sowwy mistew wabbit, I willy have to go,
You awe too much twouble,
I値l eat chicken at the westuwant.
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