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THE FLY
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
on
Tuesday, 7th February 2012 @ 02:43:20 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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![Photobucket](http://i1124.photobucket.com/albums/l570/reb0214/Food-N-Flies.jpg)
Buzz buzz buzz buzz
Buzz buzz buzz,
I yanked out a piece of beard
To trap it with some fuzz.
It’s on my potato salad,
And now on my pork and beans.
I really love the B & M,
But the fly blends in it seems.
Buzz buzz buzz buzz
Buzz buzz SPLAT!
I look underneath my napkin,
And wonder where that fly is at?
It’s on freshly grilled dogs and burgers.
Now it is on the chef.
If we don’t catch the bugger soon
There won’t be people left.
I start to sneeze and open my mouth,
That fly thought it was his cave.
There was no extra charge for that meat
And the fly met an early grave!
Buzz buzz buzz buzz,
Oh no, there is another.
I’ve eaten my fill of flies today,
So I’ll feed this one to my brother!
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robert_edgar_burns
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2012-02-07 14:43:20] (Date/Time posted on
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