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If Only I Could Spell...
Contributed by
angelus8663
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Friday, 30th December 2011 @ 07:51:40 AM in AEST
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I rote a leter two my bos, askin four a smll rase,
He kaled me two hs orfice, nd put payed two my daise.
I fort my reqest ws risanble, 5ive yers sinse id ben hyred.
I shuld ave cept my counsil, now ive bin fyred.
I rote a leter two my docter, detalin my depreson,
He ordrded me two go, two a syciatric sesson.
The shrnk sed I ws dsylecsik, I ws in pshock,
Im a riter in my spar tyme, nevr had riters blck.
I rote a pom, jus the othr day, nd p0sted it onlime,
Its sumfing I lyke two do, in my spre tyme.
I rote a leter two a publishr, assking wht he fort,
He rote bck two me, and assked if id eva bin taugt.
Jst relised wht the prblem is, whts bin goin wrng,
Hw lng as it bin lyke ths, I h0pe nt two longgg.
Two all thse people, I ish id sspoken,
Im buggrd nw, my spel chequers brokn!
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Re: If Only I Could Spell...
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by MattHolcombe on
Friday, 30th December 2011 @ 09:15:36 AM AEST
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| utturlee brulleant!!! |
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Re: If Only I Could Spell...
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by Daniel_L_Bamberg on
Friday, 30th December 2011 @ 09:19:20 AM AEST
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dis wuz a fun reed! Injoyibel frum begining two ind.
Way too gow!
BLD |
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Re: If Only I Could Spell...
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by richard2 on
Friday, 30th December 2011 @ 10:16:44 AM AEST
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| I know how to spell it's just my fingers that don.t. Eyes before eaves and such. Great stuff |
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Re: If Only I Could Spell...
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by aliopterix on
Friday, 30th December 2011 @ 04:11:53 PM AEST
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| Thank you so much Dave for an inspired piece of foolery. Brilliant -- Alistair |
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Re: If Only I Could Spell...
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 31st December 2011 @ 12:00:55 AM AEST
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HIGHlarryiss !!!!  |
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Re: If Only I Could Spell...
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by emystar on
Friday, 6th January 2012 @ 10:47:11 AM AEST
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Awesome.
smiles,
emy |
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Re: If Only I Could Spell...
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by emystar on
Friday, 6th January 2012 @ 10:47:11 AM AEST
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Awesome.
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emy |
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