|
 Menu
|
|
|
|
|
Social
|
|
|
|
|
Santa's Debacle
Contributed by
northernlights
on
Saturday, 24th December 2011 @ 01:40:41 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
|
Santa’s lost all zest and sparkle,
He’s going on a Santa’s debacle!!
Everyone’s suing!
He’s near to ruin!
Life is much darker than charcoal!
Santa has gone off the boil.
He’s tired of sweat and toil!
His beard is grey.
He’s had his day.
A mess he’s in right royal!
Santa has given up the ghost!
Survived it longer than most!
He’s put down the bags,
Taken to booze and fags.
Retired to a pub by the coast.
Santa’s gradually falling apart.
Reputation is a boring old fart!
His knees are knocking.
His hygiene is shocking.
His sledge more a rusty old cart.
Santa’s finally had his chips!
Needing new knees and hips.
His speech is slurred.
His system is furred.
He lives for his afternoon kips.
Santa’s still has a twinkle in his eyes!
He’s looking at more than mince pies!
His eyes are now clocking
A different kinda stocking!
Ho Ho Ho are this wicked Santa’s cries!
Copyright ©
northernlights
... [
2011-12-24 01:40:41]
(Date/Time posted on
site)
Advertisments:
|
|
|
|
|
|
Sorry, comments are no longer allowed for anonymous, please register for a free membership to access this feature and more
|
|
All comments are owned by the poster. Your Poetry
Dot Com is not responsible for the content of any
comment.
That said, if you find an offensive comment, please
contact via the FeedBack Form with details, including poem title
etc.
|
|
|
Re: Santa's Debacle
(User Rating: 1 )
by richard2 on
Saturday, 24th December 2011 @ 03:01:48 AM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
| At the risk of being called Ebenezer, I liked it. Lots of laughter in the last verse. |
|
|
Re: Santa's Debacle
(User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on
Saturday, 24th December 2011 @ 06:57:11 AM AEST
(User
Info | Send
a Message)
|
Heeheehee !!! Love it!!!
 |
|
|
|
· 
Poetry
Community
Members
Areas
Reference
Search
Top
Others
