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TAKING A PIC!

Contributed by robert_edgar_burns on Monday, 19th December 2011 @ 01:50:19 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

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I took a picture in front of a mirror,
While only wearing my birthday suit!
I sent it in the mail to the girl I loved,
Knowing she would get a big hoot!

Several weeks flew by like lightening.
I was patiently waiting to hear right back!
Did she get a laugh out of my photo?
Did she wet her pants when she laughed?

I jumped into my beat up jalopy.
It had a rusted hood like the floors.
I put some boards down top of floor mats,
But be careful if you close the doors!

I arrived at the home of my girlfriend.
It was gone, apartments now stood in it’s place.
I entered and walked into a lobby,
What do you think was staring me in the face?

My picture was blown up and in a large frame.
The words below it were not nice at all.
They said “If anyone here recognizes this man,
The police would sure love your call!”

A woman then tapped on my shoulder,
I followed her because I was stunned.
She dragged me inside of her apartment,
I remembered right then how to run!

Copyright Â© robert_edgar_burns ... [ 2011-12-19 13:50:19]
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Re: TAKING A PIC! (User Rating: 1 )
by Homeslice on Monday, 19th December 2011 @ 02:48:10 PM AEST
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Hahahahahaha
noice!
love the pic btw!
funny poem, i loved it
P.S. your hot :D

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