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Amy Schumer's Diary

Contributed by guhlaktus on Monday, 5th December 2011 @ 12:32:52 PM in AEST
Topic: obsession

From her knees
To her platonic face
She moved me like
I was a tectonic plate
Heartless is she,
Calculating in her holy garments
Harmless is me,
Entertaining many a broken promise
While her curves harvest my fertile carcass
With starless sonnets and harnessed harmonics
Her pristine phonics
Resound like polished onyx
The whole time my tiny tarnished trollop
Shows herself in slimy atomic dollops
She moves safe but slow
Weightless as she floats
Stricken with the glow
Of Aphrodite’s isotopes
And it sickens me to know
You’re the only fitting antidote
And all that I have to show
Are these sadly smitten anecdotes
About her speckled spectacles
And freckled tentacles
I hold on heckled pedestals
In leveled receptacles
As I lance you like a vesicle
To drain you from my ventricles
While every decimal sings like a decibel
You find a way to take the sense out of sensible

Copyright Â© guhlaktus ... [ 2011-12-05 12:32:52]
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Re: Amy Schumer's Diary (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Monday, 5th December 2011 @ 12:36:08 PM AEST
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Welcome to YPDC.
Very thought provoking.
Blessings,
emy

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