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IF I COULD READ
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
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Sunday, 4th December 2011 @ 08:03:44 PM in AEST
Topic:
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f I could read, while at the park,
I’d still shun books, and run and bark,
While chasing frisbees, before hitting ground
Then roll in circles, going round and round.
If I could sing, I would wag my tail,
Like I’m doing now, as you trim my nails.
Let me outside, for a final crap.
Then I will sleep, up on your lap.
I’d like to walk, on hind legs now.
The reason I don’t, is I don’t know how.
But if I could, I’d tell you now,
All of your neighbors, would be yelling “Wow!”
If I could read, while at the park,
Wait a minute! Did I already say that?
Do I smell bacon? I do SMELL BACON!
Where’s the BACON? Woof Woof!
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Re: IF I COULD READ
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by cashfan1 on
Monday, 5th December 2011 @ 06:07:17 AM AEST
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Hey Rob, you're a very funny guy! This is brilliant,
lightens an otherwise dull morning here in the UK. Thanks for sharing. |
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Re: IF I COULD READ
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by Butterflyperfect on
Tuesday, 6th December 2011 @ 05:13:58 PM AEST
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| Made me laugh. good one. I enjoyed it. |
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