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THE HORSE WHISPERER

Contributed by robert_edgar_burns on Wednesday, 30th November 2011 @ 06:11:07 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

One day I walked through a green pasture.
A brown horse was standing in the shade.
I came up to him slowly and softly said,
Hey there boy.....
(I could tell he was I boy, I’m not that stupid).
(He was larger than a female).
(What did you think I meant).

He put his mouth right up next to my ear
And spit hay when whispering “Pffffffffffffaaa!”
I says “What did you just whisper in my ear?”
He repeated the same word and it was “Pffffffffffaaa!”
I still couldn’t make out what he meant.
I really was unappreciative of his dialect
So I simply turned around and up and went.

I walked away muttering I wished people would
Speak up and tell me just what’s on their minds.
So I receive their message loud and clearly.
That way I am not walking around blind.
The horse said then just as plain as day, “I heard that!”
I turned and asked, “What did you say?”
“Pfffffffffaaa!” was all he answered, for he had no class.
Which one of us is the biggest horses arse?

That whispering horse made me angry.
I opened up my mouth and whispered back,
“At least my doctor’s real and not a vet!”
“If you’re looking for sympathy”
I heard the horsey say,
“That pile of crap you happen to be standing in,
Is all the sympathy you’re going to get!”

Copyright Â© robert_edgar_burns ... [ 2011-11-30 06:11:07]
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Re: THE HORSE WHISPERER (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Thursday, 1st December 2011 @ 04:09:49 PM AEST
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Now that's funny.
smiles,
#1

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