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IF IT OFFENDS YOU!
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
on
Monday, 28th November 2011 @ 06:11:45 PM in AEST
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If it offends you
I really don’t care,
That I sit on my bed
And type while I’m Bare!
If you knock on my door
I’ll open it too.
Just please be aware
Of what you might view.
Unless of course
It happens you’re blind.
Then I’ll be your friend
Of the nudist kind!
If you watch a movie
With Angelina Jolie,
Somewhere in it
Birthday suits will be seen.
Friends, Romans, Countrymen,
Lend me your ears.
But cover the rest,
For my guests are now here!
Copyright ©
robert_edgar_burns
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2011-11-28 18:11:45]
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Re: IF IT OFFENDS YOU!
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 28th November 2011 @ 06:28:48 PM AEST
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| Heh-heh-heh. Thanks for the chuckle. |
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Re: IF IT OFFENDS YOU!
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by shelby on
Tuesday, 29th November 2011 @ 06:17:00 PM AEST
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LOL yes this is funny. Good job!
Michelle |
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Re: IF IT OFFENDS YOU!
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by FlintHunter on
Sunday, 4th December 2011 @ 07:17:26 AM AEST
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| My my! I can't believe it -- not YOU! What's mother's telephone number? --David PS lol |
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