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THE NAKED LIE!
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
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Friday, 25th November 2011 @ 09:44:55 PM in AEST
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I one time invented see through Negliges,
Garter Belts and even Bustiers.
But I had to return to the drawing board
When I saw how bad I looked in them!
I thought they’d be good for the Little League,
But frequent headaches caused big nose bleeds,
Made me look up when the kids arrived,
So I had to leave before the blood had dried!
I thought a real man could wear them too,
So who are they, will Shuffle Boarders do?
But when one bent over to pick up the puck,
I felt very ill and almost up-chucked!
So I guess we’ll never see those Bustiers,
Those Garter Belts or see thru Negliges.
They really have no use unless they polish a car,
Or wipe up spilled dressing from a salad bar!
My wife says this poem is just crazy enough
For me to post so folks don’t think it is a bluff!
Then I got the idea maybe she should try.....
No. she’d never go for that!
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2011-11-25 21:44:55]
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Re: THE NAKED LIE!
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by emystar on
Friday, 25th November 2011 @ 09:56:50 PM AEST
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cute
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Re: THE NAKED LIE!
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by krissy26 on
Saturday, 26th November 2011 @ 05:42:32 AM AEST
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| funny haha |
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