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IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
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Saturday, 29th October 2011 @ 09:09:01 PM in AEST
Topic:
BirthdayPoems
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I was going to buy you a birthday card,
But then my brain did click!
If Hallmark can do it, it can’t be hard,
And I’m not a dumb redneck hick!
But the harder I tried, the more I got stuck.
I felt just like the three stooges.
The only thing that rhymed really sucked.
Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck somehow loses.
I said to myself, “Hey, you’re a bright fellow.”
I recalled I heard that on Abbott and Costello.
Well, my thought pattern grew steadily worse.
All I could think now was “Who is on first?”
Perhaps the problem is I am just cheap.
When spending money I’d much rather keep.
So no card is coming, but oh what the heck!
I hope you don't mind, I’ll just send a check!
If you don’t know who the 3 Stooges are,
Or even Abbott And Costello,
Then go to the fridge and lean inside,
And bury your head in that jello!
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Re: IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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by emystar on
Saturday, 29th October 2011 @ 09:24:18 PM AEST
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Another funny. Good work.
blessings,
emy |
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