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MSS! (Must Shave Soon!)

Contributed by banjosandwitch on Friday, 21st October 2011 @ 04:49:49 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



MSS! (Must Shave Soon!)

Growing facial hair
Not on top, just bushy beard
Grey in parts, Muslim esq.
Werewolf, wookie, Santa?
Halloween approaches
Grow hair, grow faster!
Look like a tramp
Empty seat next to me on bus
Some perks, hay?
Teen wolf? Not just yet
Growl at people
Watch their reactions
Evil satisfaction
Comb out strands
Upside down afro
Chin warmer, fluffy scarf
Calm the inner beast
No, I’m not homeless
Keep your pound, dollar or euro
Must shave soon!

By banjosandwitch 20/10/11




Copyright © banjosandwitch ... [ 2011-10-21 04:49:49]
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Re: MSS! (Must Shave Soon!) (User Rating: 1 )
by FlintHunter on Friday, 21st October 2011 @ 05:40:03 AM AEST
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Very cute. And all too true. Persons judge you if you look different -- and who said poets sometimes wanna look different, what? I don't know whether you should shave or not: unshaven perhaps you find out who's who you think he is... I don't trust you, tho :)

FlintHunter aka D. L. Firestone Feinberg


Re: MSS! (Must Shave Soon!) (User Rating: 1 )
by JonnyCapone on Friday, 21st October 2011 @ 04:15:28 PM AEST
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I haven't shaved in a month, and i'm starting to get the funny looks associated with being a warm-necked individual. i can relate to this poem, good work man.




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