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STRADDLING FENCES
Contributed by
robert_edgar_burns
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Sunday, 9th October 2011 @ 10:14:22 PM in AEST
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Have you ever pushed a lawn mower
And had one wheel fall in a rut?
That’s worse than straddling a wooden fence
To get a splinter in your butt!
The future tense of marriage
Is referred to as divorce.
Many people will advise the young
Instead just to buy a horse!
Success can be found well before work
Even if you are contrary,
If the only place you look for it
Is in a dictionary!
A married man can open his mouth
In his house or on his lawn,
When the gals are busy talking,
If he’s happy just to yawn!
A bit of tobacco on a paper sheet,
A flame at one end and some smoke will eke.
And you can get filters that can make it cool,
But at the other end you still have a fool!
Never lick a steak knife or razor blade,
For bandaids won’t stay on your tongue.
We old farts don’t do such foolish things now,
We did it all when we were young!
BY: Robert Edgar Burns
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Re: STRADDLING FENCES
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by emystar on
Sunday, 9th October 2011 @ 10:20:48 PM AEST
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You have me laughing and that's a very good thing.
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Re: STRADDLING FENCES
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by unpredictable on
Monday, 10th October 2011 @ 09:58:56 AM AEST
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| I love reading your poetry. It is all very good. |
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