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Erm
Contributed by
banjosandwitch
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Friday, 8th July 2011 @ 06:13:57 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Erm
My friend asked me to go camping
A tent in a field, erm
Mushy under foot, erm
Smells you can’t imagine, erm
Wind and rain, forecast
What do you think I’ll say?
Oh yes I love the smell of toilets
I love a bug or a spider in my bed
I love eating from tin cans
I look hot in wellies
Erm, who put that cow in my tent?
Can’t we go glamping?
My friend likes camping, I don’t and I won’t go if the weather isn’t hot, hot, hot
I look good in shades and shorts
No umbrella and cagoule
Erm, let me check the forecast
By banjosandwitch 05/076/11
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Re: Erm
(User Rating: 1 ) by Deidra_Carmichael on
Friday, 8th July 2011 @ 07:17:24 AM AEST (User
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My oh my! I absolutely agree with you on this matter. I adore nature but mainly at a distance due to my being creeped out of insects, spiders,and what not. Well thank you for posting this relatable write and God bless,
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Re: Erm
(User Rating: 1 ) by poeticjestix on
Friday, 8th July 2011 @ 01:19:26 PM AEST (User
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treat it as a road to damascus. 2 days camping and your bed, kettle, bath, central heating etc will make you feel like a king when you get back home. |
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Re: Erm
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Friday, 8th July 2011 @ 01:51:40 PM AEST (User
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This was a very entertaining poem to read. Good write:) |
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