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The three musketeers
Contributed by
ravi
on
Sunday, 27th April 2003 @ 09:05:00 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Long ago in the times of unspoiled yore,
in a world not too bore,
there lived three men in a morain mass,
wielding a striking witty class,
so blabber their envious peers,
there they come; "The three musketeers".
The first was the oldest,
but also the boldest,
his weapon; a mean gigantic knife,
useless only against his buxom wife,
Walking with a bulky rumble,
the vegetables quake and tremble.
The meats battered to batter,
the potatoes bearing the shatter.
The tempting smells succeeding the savage blows,
the dishes produced; masked in endless glows.
As the exotic smell lingers,
the poor guests soon lose their fingers.
The second was the sweetest,
and most certainly also the cutest.
Famous from mile to mile,
was his quaint cheshire cat smile.
As the distant wedding bells peal merrily,
the plump little hands; the aged worldly eyes,
gobble his coloured pastries hungrily.
For the third; cutlery was the pride,
glittering like a newly wed bride.
Serving in such acrobatic fashions,
the cute lasses soon turn the motel,
into a hot bed of passions.
Though it is too hard to tell,
they mask their sorrows quite well.
The party chimes bon! bon! bon!,
the show must go on.
Copyright ©
ravi
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2003-04-27 21:05:00] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: The three musketeers
(User Rating: 0 ) by Former_Member on
Sunday, 27th April 2003 @ 09:18:40 PM AEST (User
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This sort of reminds me of Chaucer's "Canterbury Tales":-) I enjoyed reading this:-)
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Re: The three musketeers
(User Rating: 1 ) by Ilhar on
Sunday, 27th April 2003 @ 09:58:24 PM AEST (User
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very enjoyable read |
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Re: The three musketeers
(User Rating: 1 ) by Kindredblood_dragon on
Monday, 28th April 2003 @ 08:25:09 AM AEST (User
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Dam good rhymer that one was, had singsong sorta flow to it.
Good write. |
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