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Mom's Got A Date

Contributed by DIOGENES on Tuesday, 5th April 2011 @ 12:07:54 PM in AEST
Topic: oops

An hour to go.....
Gotta get showered.
Come on, water....get hot.

The kids are with Daddy.
...been years since I dated.
Ahhhh, hair...get under the cap.

Soap...I'm outta soap.
OK.......use shampoo.
Yep...... that too.....clean out the rust.

Towel.....where's the towel?
I shoulda done laundry.
OK....use a sheet.

Make-up....need my warpaint.
Ohhh.....gotta hide those bags.
A ski mask would help.
They put sand in my blush.

My boys play with make-up.
That can't be good.
It's not a very good sign.

Where are we going? What are we doing?
I'm supposed to decide,,,,thanks loads!
Why should I choose?

Ok dinner....we'll do dinner. Do I have a dress?
yea....my little Blacky. uh oh,
it's a little too little these days.

What shoes to wear? flats....FM's?
I don't want to seem desperate!..... I am!
FM's it is. What goes with them?

Dancing.....yea, I feel like dancing.
Forget the FM's, wear flats.
I have some white ones.

There they are....crayon faces...
come on boys....you hate your mother.
I'm gonna kill those kids.

Noooo, I love 'em too much -
just not today.
They knotted my panyhose too, great!

Flats.....what goes with flats?
Eyelash! Where did you go?
A spring dress with flowers, oh yea.

Spaghetti straps, tiny print,
Low-cut to look like Dolly.
Snug in the middle, flared out at the bottom.
We'll just pretend it's the fifties.

Fm's and spring dress.....no,no.
He'll think I work the Strip.
PHONE! THAT'S WHAT I NEED!

'Hello......swimming...OK.
You decided after all.......Ten minutes....
I'll be waiting......OK, goodbye.'

Swimming!....I don't wanna go swimming.
He just wants to see my goods.
OK...start over.....what fits?

Bikini or.....one piece?....Maybe,
a two-piece - shovel and pail.
That last 'Ben and Jerry's' sure hurts.
The cakes and pies didn't help either.

Uh-oh, that's him in the driveway!
No more! Had enough! That's it!
It's jeans and a sweatshirt.

We're goin' to the carnival!
Where's my eyelash?
Look at these nails!
There are dog hairs in my brush.

Copyright © DIOGENES ... [ 2011-04-05 12:07:54]
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Re: Mom's Got A Date (User Rating: 1 )
by Sheveg on Tuesday, 5th April 2011 @ 03:09:05 PM AEST
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Cute.
Sherry

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