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Me verses you in a Battle Royale

Contributed by banjosandwitch on Thursday, 24th March 2011 @ 07:01:23 AM in AEST
Topic: Event



Me verses you in a Battle Royale

Banjosandwitch challenges you to a Battle Royale
A verbal discourse to see who reigns supreme as the lyrical master of the spoken word
Can you defeat the Laureate of Liverpool? Or are you just second rate?
Put your battling skills to the test
I’m the KRS-1 of the poetry world
Battle me and you’ll be crushed and old schooled
You verses me, I laugh
You’re like a child in a bubble bath
All hot air and froth
No substance, laughing out loud I am
Come battle, all welcome

By banjosandwitch 24/03/11




Copyright © banjosandwitch ... [ 2011-03-24 07:01:23]
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Re: Me verses you in a Battle Royale (User Rating: 1 )
by Dirkj on Thursday, 24th March 2011 @ 07:56:26 AM AEST
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what!!!!!!!!! hmmm no thanks i'm not very good with poetry lol , enjoyd the poem though


Re: Me verses you in a Battle Royale (User Rating: 1 )
by poeticjestix on Thursday, 24th March 2011 @ 03:00:21 PM AEST
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you win!
with a grin; and with egg on your chin, and a black bag in your living room you use as a bin.
battling skills? you're joking...............rattling pills
that the doctor provides, cause in your house you hide
from the chavs, and the slags , pizza boxes are dragged
to your door. growing bigger like never before. watching harry hill and laughing like a halitoxic drain, it fulfills the social needs of your methodonic brain,
You're so lazy you turn your underpants inside out when they stain, never flush the chain , you leave it to jane ....................................bored now.


Re: Me verses you in a Battle Royale (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 25th March 2011 @ 01:49:07 AM AEST
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I am the god of denim and flannel
and I bring you...


Flannel
And some denim too
Bringin you flannel
I bring it to you
Bringing you flannel
And some denim too

I'll bring you flannel
and some denim too

uh-woo-oo




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