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caught short when shopping
Contributed by
poeticjestix
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Sunday, 6th March 2011 @ 12:08:15 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Big poo on the loo!
number 1 with a number 2.
Pushed right hard. It grew and grew
until my bottom sent it through.
splish splash splosh!
golly gosh.
Trump a dump,
with a little pump.
I get up and look what's down,
big and lumpy, rather brown.
it is an unusual type,
it takes about a hundred wipes!
hurry up! I'm in a rush
countless attempts at a clean flush.
I walk off, feeling dirty.
Trump! Oh no. It's rather squirty.
Ah well! When in Rome.
There's no point in going home.
For right now there is just no harm in,
as I'm shopping at B&M Bargains.
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poeticjestix
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2011-03-06 12:08:15]
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Re: caught short when shopping
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by eggflipper on
Sunday, 6th March 2011 @ 04:50:05 PM AEST
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| Loved it. lol. All parents can absolutely relate to this. Went through these moments myself. Wonderful that you put this moment into words so that we could enjoy the levity of the moment. |
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Re: caught short when shopping
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by emystar on
Monday, 7th March 2011 @ 12:44:26 AM AEST
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Great writing. luv it too.
Smiles,
emy |
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Re: caught short when shopping
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by DIOGENES on
Sunday, 10th April 2011 @ 07:14:41 AM AEST
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| This is hilarious. The imagery is, unfortunately, very vivd. Great read. Thanx |
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