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Don't drink and talk to muggers (humor)
Contributed by
deusdeira
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Sunday, 5th December 2010 @ 11:46:09 PM in AEST
Topic:
oops
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You see Mr. Mugger...
My friend he screamed in my ear,
And thus… I can no longer hear.
The colors they slide and they swirl,
there was a girl I danced with…named Earl?
I tried to sit and I fell on my face,
so that is why... I look like I'm maced.
I went to buy some drinks for my friends,
And the bartender said “that's a five, not a ten.”
He gave me a drink and I laughed at myself,
My money was gone after 10 shots of top shelf.
I danced all night and I had a great time.
And hell I’m sure… this is a bad rhyme.
But wow… I had the time of my life.
So frankly...sir... I'm not scared of your knife.
Copyright ©
deusdeira
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2010-12-05 23:46:09]
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Re: Don't drink and talk to muggers (humor)
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by huwbeauty on
Monday, 6th December 2010 @ 04:15:16 AM AEST
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| I enjoyed this,very amusing.Sounds like a good night out. |
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Re: Don't drink and talk to muggers (humor)
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by Priyashrav on
Tuesday, 7th December 2010 @ 01:56:21 AM AEST
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Very light-hearted poem,but that does not hide the fact that it is very good.
Last 2 lines are simple the best part! |
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