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Damaged Member and Wounded Knee
Contributed by
Opium
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Saturday, 19th April 2003 @ 08:45:00 PM in AEST
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Well my uncle and I were playing in the backyard
And I tell you, Uncle Bob could be sometimes hard!
Invincible is the right word to use
This guy never knows how to lose
He left me with a damaged "member" and a hurt knee
So we went to this female doctor who was having tea
I told her all about the backyard play
And my numb "member", but forgot the knee
From the way I was walking she dared not say
What her mind thought my uncle and I would be
I even told her that I'm not able to "get it up"
"Uncle Bob here was always the one on top!"
She seemed astound by the story
Caring less about my worry
Then she prescribed me a sperm test!
And guided me to this "room of rest"
What the heck, a sperm test I will do
But the damn zipper got stuck
So I called my uncle to help me get it through
And the doctor started peaking from the lock
Not a nice view she saw I tell you
And realized that her thoughts were true
Then I finally figured out her pervert mind!
So I got out quickly, my uncle right behind
"The damaged member is my bloody hand!"
But still she gazed at the way I stand
How pervert this doctor's mind is!
Wicked thoughts you must agree
I'll never play with uncle Bob like this
Damn it! She forgot to mend my wounded knee.
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Re: Damaged Member and Wounded Knee
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by gina on
Sunday, 20th April 2003 @ 01:13:15 PM AEST
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
the doc had the right to think the way she did , hehe , i had some thoughts abt u and this uncle Bob myself hehe
u pervert naughty guy :@
is it that hard to mention that this "member "
is ur hand , wait a minute , hehe , didnt u get the idea men el song yalle b3attellak yeha the other time lol ;)
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Re: Damaged Member and Wounded Knee
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by wolfflow on
Sunday, 20th April 2003 @ 03:08:31 PM AEST
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| Roflmao!! great poem, wonderful wit. |
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Re: Damaged Member and Wounded Knee
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by Kindredblood_dragon on
Saturday, 26th April 2003 @ 11:22:03 PM AEST
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Lmaox10
Dam you had this right lol.
Poor you having a nurse thinking you were like that too.
Excellent write. |
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Re: Damaged Member and Wounded Knee
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by Wilder on
Tuesday, 29th April 2003 @ 02:40:18 PM AEST
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| LMAO! Oh my god, that is so funny! Keep up the good work! |
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