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My man, the good, the bad, the ugly and the truth
Contributed by
quadira
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Friday, 13th August 2010 @ 01:11:20 PM in AEST
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My Man, the good, the bad, the ugly and the truth
The good
He kisses my stretch marks
And still tell me he loves me
He eats my bad cooking
And tells me it’s yummy
He laughs at my jokes
Even when they’re not funny
Compliments my body
Whilst cuddling my tummy
He makes me feel good
When I get down
And when I need love
He’s always around
The bad
My god is he grumpy
And wow does he snore
A grumpy old man
That’s sometimes a bore
He moans about money
And moans about work
He moans on the weather
It drives me berserk
He smokes far too much
And swears quite a bit
Who he offends
He doesn’t give a ****
The ugly
The first thing that he does
As his day starts
Is lays in the bed
And lets out a series of farts
And would you believe
Once he’s eaten his meal
He continues to burp
Just to seal the deal
After intimate times
As we share a fag
He looks in my eyes
And asks for another shag
The truth
For all of his flaws
I have to admit
That deep down inside
I love him to bits
He’s handsome and witty
Kind and sincere
As for being unfaithful
I have no fear
So this poems for you
And here is the proof
You’re the love of my life
The good, the bad, the ugly and the truth
Copyright ©
quadira
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2010-08-13 13:11:20]
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Re: My man, the good, the bad, the ugly and the truth
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by AngelFox on
Wednesday, 18th August 2010 @ 08:41:12 PM AEST
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| I really enjoyed reading this poem. It was very creative and at times very funny. Thanks for sharing. |
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Re: My man, the good, the bad, the ugly and the truth
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by deusdeira on
Friday, 19th November 2010 @ 11:53:02 PM AEST
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| lol nice job :p made me smile |
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