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A Hemorhoid Story
Contributed by
thebadguy9999
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Thursday, 5th August 2010 @ 02:29:40 PM in AEST
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Man,I know that you are hurting and it makes me very sad.
By the way that you are walking it must be hurting bad.
I will go get you a donut all you do is say the word.
Next time do not strain so hard,Gently release the turd.
I hope you get well soon and that you walk upright again.
I will send someone to the store ,You will have your medicine at ten.
Do not worry man,I have got your back.
I will see you through you hemorhoid attack.
At least you're walking better that much I can say.
I think you;ll be alright if you make it through the day.
I think you will recover,I hope you'll be alright.
And when you go to bed I hope that they don't burn all night.
If they go to burning just call me I've got your back.
I've got preparation h,It'll get you back on track.
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thebadguy9999
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2010-08-05 14:29:40]
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Re: A Hemorhoid Story
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 5th August 2010 @ 03:25:28 PM AEST
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lol...definitely a change for you.  Thanks,
Tim |
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Re: A Hemorhoid Story
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by iodinelove on
Friday, 6th August 2010 @ 10:45:38 PM AEST
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I'm sorry for you GI problems. Anal bleeding can be a real *****.
Thanks for the laugh anyway. |
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Re: A Hemorhoid Story
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by JulioLandaverde on
Friday, 6th August 2010 @ 11:28:38 PM AEST
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| If someone can go through the embarrassment of purchasing Preparation H for you, that's a true friend. |
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Re: A Hemorhoid Story
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by simsalabim on
Monday, 9th August 2010 @ 08:42:40 PM AEST
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that was sooooo...cute. will you sleep with me?
::laughs maniacally:: |
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