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THE LITTLE FIREFIGHTER
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Sunday, 1st August 2010 @ 03:37:14 PM in AEST
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THE LITTLE FIREFIGHTER
A firefighter was working on an engine outside
his station,
when he noticed a little girl nearby with her
pigtail head a bobbin'
her small red wagon had ladders hung off the sides
and a big garden house tightly coiled in the
middle glides.
She was wearing a firefighter's helmet, and
was adorable to say the least!
he'd seen her many times before, imitating
firemen, perfect was her "artiste!"
this time she had her dog and kitty cat with her.
he walked over to take a closer look, "That
sure is a nice fire truck, how clever!"
he said.
"Thanks," the little girl replied.
then he looked a little closer, tied to the wagon
was the dog and the cat was also tied.
the dog was tied by his collar, and the cat by it's testicles
"little partner," the firefighter said, I don't want to tell
you how to run your rig, but I think you have troubles."
"If you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar,
you could go faster I reckon........."
"you're probably right," she answered thoughtfully,
but then I wouldn't have a siren!"
This was sent to me by
a dear friend in an email
without an Author
The poem is mine!
***
"The human is indissolubly linked with imitation;
a human being only becomes human at all
by imitating other human beings."
~Theodor Adorno~
*Siren Smiles*
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lovingcritters
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Re: THE LITTLE FIREFIGHTER
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by emystar on
Sunday, 1st August 2010 @ 04:39:10 PM AEST
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Oh me, poor cat.
Definitely different.
I wonna say it's funny but I luv my cats.
Good write.
smiles,
emy |
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Re: THE LITTLE FIREFIGHTER
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 1st August 2010 @ 10:03:59 PM AEST
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Oh geeze, this poem was painfully humorous!!!!! (as he winces at the poor lil critter's predicament).
Too funny and a literal HUGE LOL 
![Smile!]() |
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Re: THE LITTLE FIREFIGHTER
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by chrisdavid on
Monday, 2nd August 2010 @ 12:21:11 AM AEST
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Another funny one but I do feel for the cat!!
Take care, Chris. |
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Re: THE LITTLE FIREFIGHTER
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by andrewjones12 on
Monday, 2nd August 2010 @ 08:00:10 AM AEST
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HA!!!!! your wit suffesed me with cheer again connie!!! you are to much my friend. never before have i felt such humar from cat testicals, lol. i really reallly enoyed this consue, you did an awsome job. and i could hear the comparison of a cat crying "meoooow meooooow meoooooow" to the siren "weeeeeoooo" weeeeeooooo"
oh man, this is good stuff.
much love,
your friend
-andrew. |
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Re: THE LITTLE FIREFIGHTER
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by DoubleS on
Monday, 2nd August 2010 @ 03:23:28 PM AEST
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| LoL.... Fuuny and good keep it up |
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Re: THE LITTLE FIREFIGHTER
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by shelby on
Monday, 2nd August 2010 @ 07:51:08 PM AEST
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I sure needed this read tonight! Thanks for the smiles Con Sue. I agree with Tim I wince the poor little sirens ROFLMAO! You are the best Con!! I love you
Hugssss
Michelle |
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Re: THE LITTLE FIREFIGHTER
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by natizzle on
Tuesday, 14th September 2010 @ 04:40:48 AM AEST
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| hahha :) ive never been good at humouros poetry but this one made me smile x |
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