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Cat Attack
Contributed by
thebadguy9999
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Saturday, 31st July 2010 @ 06:28:51 AM in AEST
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The cats are coming for me,I have been found out.
I know the dog's been talking,I am sure without a doubt.
They have armed themselves with catnip and many balls of yarn.
How did they get out,I know I locked the barn.
I hear the threatening tone as they meow at me with hate.
If not for moving their scratching post,I could avoid this fate.
The dog is out there laughing.Hey,Quit peeing on my hat.
I am in big trouble,They've recruited the alley cat.
They are coming for the door,They are trying to pick the lock.
I tried the other doors but they've called every cat around the block.
They are in the house now,They've thrown catnip in my eye.
They've tied me up in yarn,I can't break the knots they tie.
The goat came up and kicked me,Hey,What was all that for?
He said,To make sure you don't tie me to that light pole anymore.
Now my wife is home,I will soon be safe and sound.
She got out of the car laughing until she hit the ground.
They've hung me by my feet and playing with me like a ball.
When they finally cut me down,It's gonna hurt when I fall.
They are dragging a box over,I wonder what that could be.
Oh No!It's a litter box filled with their mess and pee.
They are laughing at me,My wife is saying that's what I get,
You knew they wanted inside but you just wouldn't quit.
All of a sudden I woke up with Tiny sitting on my chest.
She was smiling at me,I could feel anger on her breath.
She said this is a warning,Treat cats right or I'll be back.
This is the story of the night I survived my cat attack.
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thebadguy9999
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2010-07-31 06:28:51]
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Re: Cat Attack
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by emystar on
Saturday, 31st July 2010 @ 05:38:58 PM AEST
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Very different but good writing.
smiles,
emy |
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Re: Cat Attack
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by cashfan1 on
Sunday, 1st August 2010 @ 02:57:05 AM AEST
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Nice one, brought a big grin to my face,
thanks for posting. |
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Re: Cat Attack
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by Sushila on
Sunday, 1st August 2010 @ 06:52:58 AM AEST
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| I truly enjoyed reading this poem with amusement. Well done on a good piece of work. |
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Re: Cat Attack
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by andrewjones12 on
Monday, 2nd August 2010 @ 08:02:58 AM AEST
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cool write, i liked it man.
more please.
-andrew. |
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Re: Cat Attack
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by DoubleS on
Monday, 2nd August 2010 @ 03:24:29 PM AEST
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| WOW!!!!! FUNNY |
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Re: Cat Attack
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by wood on
Tuesday, 10th August 2010 @ 02:54:43 PM AEST
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| funny lol |
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Re: Cat Attack
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by unknown_utopia on
Monday, 23rd August 2010 @ 10:42:43 AM AEST
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classic
ha ha ha ha
Cats rule....... |
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