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The healthy poem

Contributed by girish on Sunday, 25th July 2010 @ 05:10:11 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



I love you very much my darling
The doctor next door is already loving
I will give you an apple everyday
An apple a day will keep the doctor away

I have given your husband training on yoga
He does yoga very well daily rigorously
How is his drinking habit after training?
He drinks remaining upside down over his head

A dog is preserved by its owner very well
The dog considers the owner as its god
A cat is also preserved by the same owner
The cat considers itself as god being pleased

A job application had Salary expected column
After much thought I filled up the same as “YES”
The beautiful girl was very late to the class
She told that the boy following her was very slow

Nowadays a Pigeon is sent for delivering messages
Sending SMS over mobile costs us lot of money
One day a Pigeon has come without any message
The person who sent that told it’s a missed call

The husband cremated his wife and came back to rest
Immediately there was lightning and thunder storms
He was very happy that his wife reached god`s abode
Now he is even more happy to remain in heaven





Copyright © girish ... [ 2010-07-25 05:10:11]
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Re: The healthy poem (User Rating: 1 )
by thebadguy9999 on Sunday, 25th July 2010 @ 11:56:14 AM AEST
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nice


Re: The healthy poem (User Rating: 1 )
by Puppy_dog_eyes on Monday, 26th July 2010 @ 09:02:32 AM AEST
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Well it made me laugh, particularly the line about salary expected and the answer being YES.
Too true of this world that so many people can't see the funny things in it !!

Steve


Re: The healthy poem (User Rating: 1 )
by pooper on Wednesday, 28th July 2010 @ 08:01:16 AM AEST
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Well,,,,:) it went over my head.


Re: The healthy poem (User Rating: 1 )
by DoubleS on Monday, 2nd August 2010 @ 03:25:31 PM AEST
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cool write good job




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