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HAPPY ENDINGS?

Contributed by lovingcritters on Tuesday, 20th July 2010 @ 07:18:52 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



HAPPY ENDINGS?



When attempting to write this poem I never want to ruin
All those precious "Fairy Tales" we love, only broaden.
As a child, I loved the ending best of all because
Although the story was horrid, they ended with "Awes!"

My favorite was Cinderella and all her struggles galore!
Evil step-mother, ugly, jealous daughters, eyesore!
At last her Prince arrives, only her tiny foot would fit
The glass slipper she wore while dancing with him,
the night she had to split!
And then the Happy Ending.........so romantic,
so dreamy, they happily lived ever after
no "inbetweeny"

But,

If I change the words slightly, and her image
is not shone brightly.......
She actually was dancing in a bar, somewhere afar!
Her prince dumped her at a table, which gave her a "label"
I'm told she sits there to this very day, as a dazzling damsel!



Never fear-- poor reader dear, she was asked to volunteer.........
A replacement for "Snow White" she said, "No fear!"
In the bar she no longer appeared, giving up her beer,
her brassiere, her career,
Would now appear as "Snow White" with 8 dwarfs adhere
Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy
and the one they left out was Lazy!

Tall, dark and handsome, slightly lanky, but very Lazy
Fell head off her heels in love with Lazy, then she went crazy
She soon had 8 dwarfs of her own, two in each arm, and
several crawlers on the floor.
Lazy just sat all day, and watched the "Tellie," as she
meandered alone out the door!



Then Lazy went crazy, and his poor mother had to raise
the dwarfs eight.....
The last I heard, they found Snow White meandering
late one dark and gloomy night.
She was offered another job known as "Little Red
Riding Hood."
Which of course will be my next poem, another
horrific falsehood!

Created by
Lovingcritters
because.............



"If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course,
on where you stop your story."
~Orson Welles~

*Boring Smiles*




Copyright © lovingcritters ... [ 2010-07-20 19:18:52]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: HAPPY ENDINGS? (User Rating: 1 )
by LovingWhispers on Tuesday, 20th July 2010 @ 11:34:24 PM AEST
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lol oh so very funny and clever lovely one.
I think your endings are much better...more realistic anyways lol.

You're a treat hon!
Blessings
LW
xx


Re: HAPPY ENDINGS? (User Rating: 1 )
by venkat on Wednesday, 21st July 2010 @ 03:34:37 AM AEST
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This story without an end makes me smile.
Best wishes always:-).
-venkat


Re: HAPPY ENDINGS? (User Rating: 1 )
by Elizabeth_Dandy on Wednesday, 21st July 2010 @ 04:37:22 AM AEST
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Delightful realism. You are queen of it.
So familiar and real as the Saga of
Mischief.. There is really no end to it. The mischief goes on and on - A Perpetuam"

Great Job, To comje to grips wit reality is virtuous in a high degree.
Love and peace
Elizabeth andy


Re: HAPPY ENDINGS? (User Rating: 1 )
by andrewjones12 on Wednesday, 21st July 2010 @ 06:29:03 AM AEST
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a beautiful write, my favorite line-"she fell head off her heals in love"
i really enjoyed this=)
-andrew.


Re: HAPPY ENDINGS? (User Rating: 1 )
by cashfan1 on Wednesday, 21st July 2010 @ 07:52:25 AM AEST
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what can I say? this is light, simple and beautiful, I love your writing so much, thanks
for sharing and brightening my day.


Re: HAPPY ENDINGS? (User Rating: 1 )
by chrisdavid on Wednesday, 21st July 2010 @ 11:34:31 AM AEST
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This poem brings a smile to my face. Nice work.
Take care, Chris.


Re: HAPPY ENDINGS? (User Rating: 1 )
by spud on Friday, 23rd July 2010 @ 11:26:40 AM AEST
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Hi Connie,

Do you know you could put the Brothers Grimm
out of business?? What an imagination you've
got, young lady!

Thoroughly enjoyed this alternative take on
tired old fairy stories.

Keep that imagination sharp!

Tommy




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