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UNIVERSAL TRUTHS No. One
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Friday, 7th May 2010 @ 06:04:05 PM in AEST
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UNIVERSAL TRUTHS # ONE
These truths we hold to be self-evident,
N'er hold poets accountable in judgment!
*_*_*_*
To begin,
For a good friend cleaning their computer
is a must.
When they die, by priority
remove "History" it's the highest!
*_*_*_*
Worst moment for anyone that argues...
You suddenly realize you're wrong
keep arguing, reach for the booze!
I take back all the times while young
I refused to take a nap, now I'd give
my right lung!
*_*_*_*
A sarcastic font needs to be created.
Boldface so they'll know they've
been cremated!
Fold a fitted sheet? 'Tis a joke
Right?
Roll 'em up like a rug.......who cares?
It'll be all right!
*_*_*_*
I spent all of 4th grade learning cursive
I wrote O's repeatedly until I felt captive.
Now I ask..............was that necessary?
Does a bear in the forest drink coffee?
*_*_*_*
While I'm at it, let's reform Map Quest
It's an insult to my intelligence, regressed
Start with #5, I know how to get out of
my own neighborhood.
I've lived here since childhood!
*_*_*_*
Why so silent about how we die?
Obituaries are printed to tell us why?
Go into detail, to what did they succumb?
Avoiding their fate, we need wisdom.
*_*_*_*
Why feel so guilty, bad decisions
make a good story
Wonderful "conversation pieces"
bask in your dumbness, and glory.
A "sneak" this one, suddenly
you know without notice.
You're at work, non productive day
you're aimless!
*_*_*_*
"Word" can be terrifying to say the
least.
A ten-page research paper, and
"Would you like to save
any changes?" I'd rather
be deceased!!!
*_*_*_*
Why the labels on all our apparel?
I read them carefully and fearful.
"Do not machine wash or tumble dry"
I'll never wear it, buy a new supply.
*_*_*_*
The title of this very interesting
and education poem
reads " number one!"
Interpreted for you means
"More to Come"
I have this "goofy" friend
that sent me this,
Her name I'll kindly dismiss
*_*_*_*
Created 'cause I needed
to laugh.........
ConSue
*_*_*_*
"I take no responsibility for this
write. All blame goes to "Word."
When I exited, I saved all the changes,
this is what came out............
all backward!
*_*_*_*
*Wordless Smiles*
May 7, 2010
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Re: UNIVERSAL TRUTHS No. One
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by shelby on
Friday, 7th May 2010 @ 11:18:21 PM AEST
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LOL Oh Con Sue this is a hoot, made me laugh. Written excited just as I like it lol.
Love ya
Michelle |
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Re: UNIVERSAL TRUTHS No. One
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by spud on
Saturday, 8th May 2010 @ 07:54:11 AM AEST
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Hi Connie,
You should be commissioned to re-write the
Declaration of Independence, and all the other
Declarations/Constitutions of all the countries
throughout the globe - and let us all have a
good laugh at ourselves, because we sometimes
take ourselves far too seriously.
Well said, Connie.
Listen to the wind! Can you hear em laughing?
Tommy
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Re: UNIVERSAL TRUTHS No. One
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by DrcGaimer on
Saturday, 8th May 2010 @ 09:47:56 AM AEST
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| Hilarious! Laughed all the way through this. Great piece of work my friend, great piece of work. |
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Re: UNIVERSAL TRUTHS No. One
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by ladyfawn on
Monday, 10th May 2010 @ 10:21:17 AM AEST
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now if you could just figure out for us where the socks go.... great write,
hugs n' love nessa |
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Re: UNIVERSAL TRUTHS No. One
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by venkat on
Tuesday, 11th May 2010 @ 09:56:05 PM AEST
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Aww lovely. very entertaining..
God bless ..yours :-) venkat |
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Re: UNIVERSAL TRUTHS No. One
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 11th May 2010 @ 11:55:42 PM AEST
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Aw, Consue,, that was a riot!!!!!!
Still laughing as he types,
Tim
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