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watching football(soccer)
Contributed by
chatabox
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Thursday, 1st August 2002 @ 09:40:17 PM in AEST
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His shorts look much too tight for him,
though he does have lovely hair
But that`s Italian men for you,
they really do have flair.
I heard he just got married,
he just doesnt look the sort
but they say he had a mistress
so glad that he was caught
Now dont his legs look bandy,
but he has the sweetest face,
and just look how those muscles swell
when he runs at such a pace
I wish he wouldn`t spit like that,
and why does he have to sweat so
I could never go to bed with him
until he washed from head to toe
Those blue shirts just dont suit them,
someone should have said
now if I was the manager,
I would have chosen red.
Oh I love to watch the world cup
but they wont let me speak
because instead of talking tactics
I`d rather talk about physique
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Re: watching football(soccer)
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by humphdj on
Friday, 2nd August 2002 @ 12:05:01 AM AEST
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This really made me laugh.........cos you're probably being serious......................what am I saying?........ Penny......serious.......they just don't fit together.
Magic!
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Re: watching football(soccer)
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by Brooke on
Friday, 2nd August 2002 @ 02:51:19 AM AEST
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Oh this was a wonderful poem Penny. It put a huge smile on my face. Wonderful!
Brooke |
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Re: watching football(soccer)
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by George on
Friday, 2nd August 2002 @ 03:54:57 AM AEST
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Now you see, I hate to say this, and you will probably want to hit me.........but Typical woman!!
funny funny stuff! |
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Re: watching football(soccer)
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by ginsdance on
Friday, 2nd August 2002 @ 01:46:09 PM AEST
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Oh yes this is soooo true.... I've heard something like this somewhere before... but I can't remember where... is this one a resubmit???? Really great chatabox!
Gin |
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Re: watching football(soccer)
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by Ramfire on
Saturday, 3rd August 2002 @ 01:39:09 AM AEST
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Hi chatabox,
You've got a great sense of humor. Love this poem. I can just see hose men running now.Soccer's a great sport.
Always,
Laurie |
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Re: watching football(soccer)
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by Chrissie on
Saturday, 3rd August 2002 @ 02:18:55 AM AEST
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mmm you watch football through my eyes Penny...I love this...giggle
Chrissie xx |
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Re: watching football(soccer)
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by Holly on
Tuesday, 13th August 2002 @ 07:58:51 AM AEST
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And to think I thought I was alone in my drooling, or should that be dribbling!!?? :-)
Enjoyed this a great deal, thanks!!
Holly |
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Re: watching football(soccer)
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by Unaekseveer1 on
Thursday, 24th October 2002 @ 12:53:41 AM AEST
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Good write Pen,
It's a sport to be taken seriously though!;-)Hehehe
Dare I say a typical view, but you are right to prefer red as only the greatest teams play in it!
With love
Dean |
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Re: watching football(soccer)
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by Jessica_Saini on
Sunday, 8th December 2002 @ 10:22:49 AM AEST
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| I really enjoyed this poem:-) Ofcourse, I enjoyed the world cup. Maybe not for the same reasons you did, but your reasons made for a funny poem:-) Out of curiousity, which player were you "dribbling" about? |
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Re: watching football(soccer)
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 23rd November 2004 @ 04:31:28 PM AEST
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| lol. the wonderful world of women. I am always amazed and intrigued. .. |
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