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Ode to turd
Contributed by
breezytrousers
on
Thursday, 4th March 2010 @ 02:18:48 PM in AEST
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Oh turd, is that fact that I love you absurd?
Oh turd you fill my life with joy and glee
Could anyone love you as much as me?
You are always on my mind
Even when you are not coming out from my behind
I have so much fun when you shoot out my bum
Oh turd your smell is divine
Soft and mushy is especially sublime
Oh turd I am your number one fan
Why do people flush you down the pan?
I wish you could forever stay and not be flushed away
Down the loo is no place for poo
Oh turd you are my world
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2010-03-04 14:18:48]
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Re: Ode to turd
(User Rating: 1 )
by Rykor on
Thursday, 4th March 2010 @ 04:25:12 PM AEST
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| Umm...it is......unique. The humor was a bit vulgar but I'm sure some enjoy this poem. Your above decent vocabulary and your imagery should be admired. Not my favorite of all poems, yet the way you write is excellent. |
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Re: Ode to turd
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by simsalabim on
Friday, 5th March 2010 @ 07:58:46 PM AEST
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| gross....just...gross.... |
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