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Spider in the bathroom.
Contributed by
thistle_and_fern
on
Saturday, 27th February 2010 @ 06:40:49 PM in AEST
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Going to the bathroom
in the middle of the night
I go to sit down on the loo
and get a nasty fright.
Coz sitting on the basin,
as though he owns the place
is a big black hairy spider
with a smile upon his face.
I slowly back out of the room
my eyes upon him there
I close the door I breathe a sigh
I have to face my fear.
I wait until the morning comes
before I go back in
I sneak a look around the door
and see his evil grin.
I look at him, he looks at me
I dont know what to do
I grab the spray
he makes a run and tries to get away.
But its too late, his time has come
the end is nearly nigh
I get to have my bathroom back
I breathe a little sigh.
So let this be a lesson
to the spiders out my door
dont dare come in my window
coz ill spray you to the floor.
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Re: Spider in the bathroom.
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by purplestary on
Saturday, 27th February 2010 @ 10:55:38 PM AEST
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| lol!! I too have a fear of spiders and creepy crawly things. I absolutely love this poem. reminds me of what happens if there is a spider in my house and my husband is not around. lol. |
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Re: Spider in the bathroom.
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by northernlights on
Saturday, 27th February 2010 @ 11:31:21 PM AEST
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| Add me to the list of fear in reference to spiders I love the way you have them with facial expressions! it's like something out of a comedy when one walks into our home, all it takes is one sudden movement and I dont know who screams the loudest lol |
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Re: Spider in the bathroom.
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by spud on
Monday, 1st March 2010 @ 02:39:07 AM AEST
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Hi,
Aaawwwww! Spiders have fears too. How would
you feel living in a world of giants??
Well written - very witty! |
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Re: Spider in the bathroom.
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by iverhyck on
Sunday, 14th March 2010 @ 01:51:36 AM AEST
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Ha-a-a-a! Very funny and very well written, though I like spiders. Perhaps it's because we have no dangerous spiders in my country, let alone we're sure they bring luck.
Konstantin.
P.S. Sorry, I don't know how to rate your poem. |
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Re: Spider in the bathroom.
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by iverhyck on
Sunday, 14th March 2010 @ 01:54:02 AM AEST
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I've found out and given 5.
Konstantin. |
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Re: Spider in the bathroom.
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by Puppy_dog_eyes on
Friday, 9th April 2010 @ 05:02:43 PM AEST
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Wow, i'm so glad I'm not a spider.I would hate to incur your wrath........and especially that spray.
Beware all spiders !!!
Steve |
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