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IF
Contributed by
TsunamiWaverider
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Sunday, 13th September 2009 @ 08:26:56 AM in AEST
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If you're old and enfeebled and losing your mind,
if you're balding and fat and partially blind,
if your bones are all brittle and your teeth are all plastic,
if your skin is all dry and has lost its elastic,
if your bladder is stuffed and your lungs are all weak,
if your kidneys are shot and you cant take a leak,
if your spleen isn't doing - whatever spleens do,
if your veins are all clogged and the blood can't get through,
if your heart's barely pumping and your hearing is failing,
if you're all out of breath from simply exhaling,
then maybe it's time you crawled into bed
'cause like it or not, you're better off dead!!
By J.Kent April 2000 ©
Copyright ©
TsunamiWaverider
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2009-09-13 08:26:56]
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Re: IF
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by bigperm on
Sunday, 13th September 2009 @ 08:44:00 AM AEST
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| Very whimsicle. I had to laugh at "if your spleen isn't doing - whatever spleens do". I don't know what they do either.lol |
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Re: IF
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by spud on
Sunday, 13th September 2009 @ 12:58:39 PM AEST
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Nice flow, nice rhythm.
My God! If I even had half of these maladies ........
What price Hope???
Your very good health sir (or madam)!! hic.. hic..
Tommy |
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Re: IF
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 14th September 2009 @ 07:35:52 AM AEST
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lol excellent work!
-Phil |
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Re: IF
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by EGHarne on
Saturday, 28th November 2009 @ 09:56:40 PM AEST
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| I like your style! |
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Re: IF
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by kmec1990 on
Friday, 14th November 2014 @ 08:01:24 AM AEST
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| Very amusing thanks for the chuckle |
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