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Clearly Blurry
Contributed by
Ambivalence
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Monday, 31st August 2009 @ 08:07:41 PM in AEST
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I’m neither colorblind nor 20/20 vision,
but for some reason
today my eyesight is really, really blurry.
Literally!
As I turn on my HD plasma TV,
tie-dye colors and misshapen shapes appear on the screen.
Either something’s wrong with the picture setting
or maybe I’m just hallucinating.
I can’t even tell what channel it’s on!
Is that the number 8 or the letter B?
Some lady is speaking some Asian language.
I can’t tell if she’s Chinese, Korean, or Japanese.
I can’t tell if she’s beautiful or ugly.
I can’t tell if her dress is green, blue, or teal.
Frustrating!
I wash my eyes in the bathroom sink.
Then I notice the mirror cabinet unopened.
Whoops!
Now I know what went wrong!
I forgot to put my contacts on!
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Ambivalence
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Re: Clearly Blurry
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by ladyfawn on
Monday, 31st August 2009 @ 08:11:13 PM AEST
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lol, ~and here i thought you were watching a woodstock docu:)
hugs n' love nessa |
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Re: Clearly Blurry
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 31st August 2009 @ 08:15:26 PM AEST
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lol... fah-neeee.
Thanks for the laugh. |
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Re: Clearly Blurry
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by purplestary on
Monday, 31st August 2009 @ 09:02:32 PM AEST
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| lol. very funny write. loved it. |
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Re: Clearly Blurry
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by shelby on
Monday, 31st August 2009 @ 09:07:53 PM AEST
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Hee, I was going to go into a spill about the new HD tv LOL. Yea you had me going with this one, nice smiles good write!
Michelle |
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Re: Clearly Blurry
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 1st September 2009 @ 08:01:41 AM AEST
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lol excellent work. A really refreshing poem!
-Phil |
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Re: Clearly Blurry
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by spud on
Tuesday, 1st September 2009 @ 09:26:07 AM AEST
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Terrific! First one I've read today. Nice to start
off with a bit of humour. Well done, and thankyou!
Tommy
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Re: Clearly Blurry
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 1st September 2009 @ 11:09:02 AM AEST
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Oh boy do I relate! lol I love what nessa said about Woodstock! Too funny.
I'm with you on the blurriness of the world though. I am blind without my contacts
or glasses. And you know what else? It's really difficult to FIND the darn things
when you are not wearing them. Can't see an inch in front of my nose. LOL
Thanks for the smile and chuckle. ^_^ This was wonderfully written.
~ Breezy
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Re: Clearly Blurry
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by deusdeira on
Tuesday, 21st December 2010 @ 02:16:10 PM AEST
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| haha, don't forget those contacts! |
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