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Party Paraplegic
Contributed by
bteddybear23
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Thursday, 2nd July 2009 @ 09:21:47 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Party Paraplegic
Let me tell you about my life as a paraplegic
My mind is always clickin imagination strategic
Body can’t move but I think it's overrated
I pee in a bag so I'm never saturated
Morphine hooked up for my bad bed sore
I eat alot of ice cream always begging for more
I get a daily sponge bath from a red hot nurse
Medications kicking in as I think this verse
Gumdrop trees and Kool-Aid rivers
Candy corn rocks always give me the shivers
Psycadellic colors all up in my Caramello
When I want to take a nap I grab a marshmallow pillow
It's not all about food cause you gotta have ladies
Packing 4 or 5 girls in my flying Mercedes
Parallel park in my own throne room
I booked the pussy cat dolls and they'll be here soon
That's not all cause I cover all bases
I've got a cash desert with a platinum oasis
Pop and lock king I can do the moon walk
As I non stop talk turning back the clock
Mohawk is a wig that I place on my head
Screaming yaba daba doo with barney and fred
In my world I can move around twist and shout
Oh no here it comes hardcore blackout!
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2009-07-02 09:21:47] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: Party Paraplegic
(User Rating: 1 ) by lesoleilnoire on
Thursday, 2nd July 2009 @ 01:40:30 PM AEST (User
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Interesting write about a topic most people would be depressed about.
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