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BEWARE: A MAD WYOMING WOMAN
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Tuesday, 26th May 2009 @ 08:24:19 AM in AEST
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BEWARE: A MAD WYOMING WOMAN
Never, Never, I repeat.......
anger a Wyoming Woman,
Never, Never, I say, betray her
if you do.......... brace yourself
for action?
A Wyoming cowboy's wife
came home unexpectedly.
She found her husband in bed
with another woman...........
and went plumb crazy!!!
Before he could rise, she
knocked him out!
Dragging him downstairs,
a complete "wipe-out!"
She released all her fury,
Using super human strength
she dragged him into
the barn in a hurry!
He started "coming around" in the
tool shed.
In a vice she secured his
"you know what" and threw
the handle away.........
It was blood-red!
She then picked up an old
rusty carpenter's saw.
He yelled, "You can't saw
it off.......that's against
the law!"
She said, "Why dear, I
wouldn't think of doing that!"
Then, she handed the saw to him,
and screamed, "You dirty rat!"
"I'm going to town for a cold beer,
after I set this shed afire!
You can do whatever your
heart shall desire!"
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This was sent to me in an email
I simply couldn't resist!
The poem is mine........
May 25, 2009
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" Revenge, at first though sweet,
Bitter 'ere long back on itself recoils."
~John Milton~
*Vengeful Smiles*
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Re: BEWARE: A MAD WYOMING WOMAN
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 26th May 2009 @ 09:01:20 AM AEST
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| lol...fah-nee!!! |
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Re: BEWARE: A MAD WYOMING WOMAN
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by shelby on
Tuesday, 26th May 2009 @ 11:03:03 AM AEST
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ROFLMAO, Conni this is a hoot, got me smiling ear to ear. Loved the pictures, graphics and ah yes the poem is incredible!
Hugs
Michelle |
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Re: BEWARE: A MAD WYOMING WOMAN
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by Voice of the Silent on
Tuesday, 26th May 2009 @ 10:05:21 PM AEST
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LOL funny, the saying here is ever be on the wrong side of a redneck woman she will make your life a living hell
Great poem I needed a laugh
hope to read more soon
-kelly |
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Re: BEWARE: A MAD WYOMING WOMAN
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by emystar on
Tuesday, 26th May 2009 @ 10:07:49 PM AEST
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Hilarious, Mom.
It's againt the law, sure, but we all know it's been done many times, I'm sure.
huggs, blessings,
yobrat |
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Re: BEWARE: A MAD WYOMING WOMAN
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by jaeann on
Thursday, 8th October 2009 @ 08:57:05 PM AEST
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| Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...........every woman should be so lucky as to be able to catch them in the act what.....what she does after that is of her own accord......revengeful validation is so sweet.....what an awesomely hilarious .....poetic justice ...so to speak...ha ha |
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Re: BEWARE: A MAD WYOMING WOMAN
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by spud on
Monday, 26th October 2009 @ 01:03:26 PM AEST
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My God, Consue - Is this what they call ''Prairie
Law''?? Let the punishment fit the crime??
You are one tough breed of women in
Womenoming ...... sorry ..... I mean Wyoming!
I was whiter than white when I was married ......
well ..... silvery grey, at least!
Tommy
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