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Jack and his beanstalk
Contributed by
kims4ever
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Tuesday, 25th March 2003 @ 11:05:00 AM in AEST
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Jack had a bean stalk, all mighty was he, had every girl in his village, waiting to climb that thing.
They climbed and they climbed until it went limp, when he couldn't get it to grow again, he called in the pimp.
O woe is me he cried to the pimp, and showed him his bean stalk lying there, limp.....
It's nothin brotha, the pimp did reply, and pulled out his pimpin cane and asked for a dime.
What will you do with that? Young Jack did say. I'ma buy some viagra you silly boy, so you can help this village with this wondrous joy.
O thank you pimp young Jack did say. No need to thank me thats why i get paid.
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Re: Jack and his beanstalk
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by Ilhar on
Tuesday, 25th March 2003 @ 01:40:39 PM AEST
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enjoyable gave me a good laugh
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Re: Jack and his beanstalk
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by PhantomsLDY on
Tuesday, 25th March 2003 @ 11:10:56 PM AEST
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| Steve sometimes I wonder about you but it was funny. sounds like someting Matt would write LOL . |
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Re: Jack and his beanstalk
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 26th March 2003 @ 06:43:16 AM AEST
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This is good. Not exactly what I was expecting from the title but it made me laugh!!
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