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Crooked
Contributed by
Spike
on
Sunday, 25th January 2009 @ 09:07:07 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Nothing about me has symmetry
balance won’t sit well with me;
in a world of twos I’m one or three,
an alphabet, short tee to zee.
Step/stair eyes
lopsided grin
off-centre dimple in my chin
one foot too flat,
the other just right
skin shades from tan to white
right hand bigger than left, no doubt
(you can work that one out)
irregularly thinning thatch
—even my sideburns don’t match!
Nothing about me has symmetry
balance doesn’t abide in me;
even my balls don’t agree
asymmetrical, and free.
Copyright ©
Spike
... [
2009-01-25 21:07:07] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: Crooked
(User Rating: 1 ) by shelby on
Sunday, 25th January 2009 @ 09:16:06 PM AEST (User
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LOL this made me smile I really enjoyed every word.
You always can write on many a subject and every time it is worth the read
Hugs
Michelle |
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Re: Crooked
(User Rating: 1 ) by simsalabim on
Sunday, 25th January 2009 @ 09:23:34 PM AEST (User
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sweeeeeeeeeeet |
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Re: Crooked
(User Rating: 1 ) by emystar on
Sunday, 25th January 2009 @ 09:59:17 PM AEST (User
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Wow this is really a cool write and yes, funny.
smiles, huggs, blessings,
emy |
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Re: Crooked
(User Rating: 1 ) by elle on
Sunday, 25th January 2009 @ 10:09:48 PM AEST (User
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dang,dang, double dang. . . lol. elle |
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Re: Crooked
(User Rating: 1 ) by eeeitak on
Sunday, 25th January 2009 @ 10:40:52 PM AEST (User
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i love this, so much!
"in a world of twos I’m one or three"
i really enjoy that line, along with every other of course, but that one just really grabbed me. (: |
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Re: Crooked
(User Rating: 1 ) by Lady_Daisy on
Wednesday, 28th January 2009 @ 10:19:39 PM AEST (User
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Ha-heh! This poem made me smile. Wonderful. |
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