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With apologies to Mick Jagger.

Contributed by fanniesson on Thursday, 8th January 2009 @ 07:12:37 PM in AEST
Topic: sarcasticpoetry



With apologies to Mick Jagger.
I want my rock stars to grow old with me
suffer from enlarged prostates and E/D,
talk about it on PBS with Charlie Rose.

I don't wanna be alone here playing with myself
listening to early Stones, hoping my old lady
isn't gonna be in the mood by time she gets out of the shower.

Screw you Mick Jagger with that stealth body
and I hear penis down to your knees 'that still works'.
Screw you and those young girls on both your arms,
x super model wife you just threw to the side cause
it was time to pick yourself up a younger model.

I want my rock stars to grow old with me,
act their ages, dress accordingly, not use botox ,
admit their plumbing isn't working, or at least
not the way it use to without some
legal Pharmaceutical help or a lady friend
with really good hands & mouth 'willing' to use them,
'no matter how long it takes'!

Stop bulling me.
You can't have it all!
God's not that cruel to overlook the rest of us.
The ones that just played air guitar & lip sang
in front of their cracked bedroom mirrors.




Copyright © fanniesson ... [ 2009-01-08 19:12:37]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: With apologies to Mick Jagger. (User Rating: 1 )
by Puppy_dog_eyes on Friday, 9th January 2009 @ 03:39:57 PM AEST
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I think there is one subtle difference between Mick Jagger and the rest of us.......that thing they call "celebrity".
Take that away and maybe you just might find we are all the same.
That's my theory anyway

Steve


Re: With apologies to Mick Jagger. (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 10th January 2009 @ 01:24:37 AM AEST
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lol... nice.


Re: With apologies to Mick Jagger. (User Rating: 1 )
by lidachur on Monday, 12th January 2009 @ 06:29:38 PM AEST
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Ha there, I really enjoyed this poem. It gives me insight to a rockas lifestyles. I like your choice of wording. cute.




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