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I Am Sick.
Contributed by
gmcse8
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Thursday, 8th January 2009 @ 09:53:55 AM in AEST
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hbadday
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I am so sick
Head feels as if it was hit by a brick.
My nose is a Niagara, always running.
Family and friends me are shunning.
I have a fever of a hundred and one,
my brain is cooking, stick a fork in me, I’m done.
I ache all over, I am falling apart,
oops, excuse me that was a fart.
No control over anything,
I feel like I am dying.
Coughs and sneezes vie for exit with one another,
that’s the top end; you know what is happening at the other.
My body is making a stranger noise,
this cold my whole body wants to destroy.
I think I would have to die to get better,
I whine, Stacey, could you bring me a sweater.
I can’t go to work like typhoid Bob,
I would end up killing everyone else on the job.
I hate a cold, I would rather take a beating,
would someone please turn up the heating.
What do you mean I am a world class whiner,
that in a whining contest I would be a winner?
I am sick you know,
I think I need another pillow.
I may never rise again,
from all activity I will have to abstain.
What? going where? to see the new movie by Eastwood?
wait I’m getting dressed, that is supposed to be good.
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gmcse8
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2009-01-08 09:53:55]
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Re: I Am Sick.
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 8th January 2009 @ 12:08:41 PM AEST
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lol brilliant. it reminded me so much of the writing of jeremy clarkson (a british tv presenter). in fact it was very british in style, it was sarcastic and whitty. i loved it actually, it made me laugh. and that is priceless Bob.
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Re: I Am Sick.
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 9th January 2009 @ 12:15:38 AM AEST
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Awesome...
and thanks for your comment :))))
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Re: I Am Sick.
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by shelby on
Tuesday, 13th January 2009 @ 08:32:32 PM AEST
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Sometimes that darn flu make a person feel like they shall never rise again!
I found this write clever and witty with a touch of feel good smiles mixed in. It is a hard thing to do to make being sick a fun experience . I enjoyed this.
If you are sick get well soon lol.
Hugs to you
Michelle |
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