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Poo on my shoe

Contributed by chatabox on Tuesday, 30th July 2002 @ 09:23:49 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Ran up the lane
was making good time
when all of a sudden
I trod in dog slime.

Best shoes as well
worn just to impress
I looked for some leaves
to wipe off the mess

But No leaves or grass
just one thing to do
I used my best hankie
to wipe down my shoe.

I was going to be late
and now hadn`t a clue
what to do with this hankie
all covered in poo

could throw it away
if all else fails
but now what to do
with the poo down my nails

Put hands to my head
this just isnt fair
Im getting so angry
got poo in my hair

Finally arrived
didnt think they could tell
till somebody said
ooo what is that smell.

what made me late?
if only you knew
I just couldnt tell them
I had poo on my shoe.





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Re: Poo on my shoe (User Rating: 1 )
by George on Tuesday, 30th July 2002 @ 10:57:51 PM AEST
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Lamo.........just what you didnt need to.
funny write, made me laugh.


Re: Poo on my shoe (User Rating: 1 )
by Terry_Stephen_Driscoll on Wednesday, 31st July 2002 @ 12:06:49 AM AEST
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All I can say is - if it happened to you it must be true - lmao!!
Terry xx


Re: Poo on my shoe (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on Wednesday, 31st July 2002 @ 12:12:48 AM AEST
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LMAO!! Chatabox, this was hilarious!! I enjoyed it very much, even tho I'm sure it wasn't funny for you at the time. By the way, did you get the job?? :>)
Jenni


Re: Poo on my shoe (User Rating: 1 )
by Chrissie on Wednesday, 31st July 2002 @ 02:12:03 AM AEST
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Been there, done it...all too often LOL. Noone can write about it quite as humorously as you though Penny. I love this.
Chrissie xx


Re: Poo on my shoe (User Rating: 1 )
by Brooke on Wednesday, 31st July 2002 @ 02:39:42 AM AEST
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This was such a funny poem, but I agree that I must not have been all that funny to you at that time. Truely wonderful!

x Brooke x


Re: Poo on my shoe (User Rating: 1 )
by BluGurl6 on Wednesday, 31st July 2002 @ 04:48:49 AM AEST
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omg this is like the funniest write in the world!! this made me laugh so hard... keep up the wonderful work! lol


Re: Poo on my shoe (User Rating: 1 )
by humphdj on Wednesday, 31st July 2002 @ 06:18:42 AM AEST
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When we need cheering up we always know where to come. And you hit the spot every time.
I love your stuff.

Rgds
Dave


Re: Poo on my shoe (User Rating: 1 )
by ginsdance on Wednesday, 31st July 2002 @ 01:15:59 PM AEST
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OMG... that sounds like something that what would happen to me... thanks for sharing!
Ginsdance


Re: Poo on my shoe (User Rating: 1 )
by Ramfire on Thursday, 1st August 2002 @ 04:50:56 AM AEST
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Hi Chatabox,
This is hilarious!! I guess it's happened to most us one time or another.

Always your friend,
Laurie


Re: Poo on my shoe (User Rating: 1 )
by SeXyDrAgOn on Tuesday, 20th August 2002 @ 09:57:02 AM AEST
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Thanx for the laugh! :D


Re: Poo on my shoe (User Rating: 1 )
by Sexygirl on Sunday, 22nd September 2002 @ 04:47:57 AM AEST
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That was a funny poem...it made me laugh...but I am sure you had a red face when they said ooooooo what's that smell....keep it up..really great!!!!!


Re: Poo on my shoe (User Rating: 1 )
by LJ on Sunday, 22nd September 2002 @ 04:15:41 PM AEST
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lol, I shared this one with my roommates! I love a good giggle! Thanks


Re: Poo on my shoe (User Rating: 1 )
by bhavnas on Saturday, 12th October 2002 @ 05:46:53 AM AEST
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wonderful write...i wish i could write this way too...amazing ..i couldn't stop laughing..tk care..bhavnas.


Re: Poo on my shoe (User Rating: 1 )
by roisin on Wednesday, 15th January 2003 @ 09:32:06 PM AEST
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so, so funny..
ta
rosie


Re: Poo on my shoe (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Thursday, 16th January 2003 @ 09:25:37 PM AEST
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ROFLMAO! Ha!


Re: Poo on my shoe (User Rating: 1 )
by mckayla on Monday, 10th February 2003 @ 10:16:33 PM AEST
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That was very funny! man and told a story too!!

mckayla


Re: Poo on my shoe (User Rating: 1 )
by RochelleLloyd on Monday, 26th January 2004 @ 11:30:06 PM AEST
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I absolutely loved this. So funny, I laughed till I teared.... Fabulous!!




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