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Good King Wenceslas. A parody à la, a Pogo Christmas

Contributed by pooper on Saturday, 13th December 2008 @ 12:15:08 PM in AEST
Topic: Event



Christmas Food Fight

Good kinky Wench has, last looked out on a feast of edam.
When a cheese ball hit her snout, round and crisp and even.
Brightly shone her nose that night, and the pain was cru-el
Till the doctor arrived on site with his bag of to-oools


"Hey there nurse stand by me, excuse me if I'm yelling
Kinky wench can hardly see, I need to stop the swelling.
Bring me ice and crush it fine, bring me Q-tips hither
You and I got here just in time, poor Wenchy's in a diiii-ther."

Doc and nurse forth they went, up nostrils went together
Though the Wenchies loud lament, never let up ever.
"Doc the swellings stopped for now and the bleeding's better
Kinky wants to get up now, I think that we should lettttt her."


Wenchie's nose is swollen red, and very near to doubling
But by now the fondue's hot.. and the cheese is a bubbling
In her doctor's steps she trod to the fondue table.
"I cannot smell but it looks so good, I'll eat some when I'm aaaable."


Like Rudolph her nose did shine, glowing red most brightly
Swollen, like a Gouda ball, in truth it was most unsightly.
Fights with Cheese and whines are surely not for Christmas
Bless us one and all, and help clean up the chee-eeese mess.





Copyright © pooper ... [ 2008-12-13 12:15:08]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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