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Welcome To The Stage an ATG production...

Contributed by ATG on Tuesday, 18th November 2008 @ 07:40:30 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage,
a person of a race that seems not to age.
A wonderful character, its gender not known,
and yes ladies and gentle men, the size of a gnome.
Now what is the name of this magical beast?
Well to some it is dimples, though i like that the least.
But to save from scientific debate
we will for the sake of argument, name this one Kate.

Please observe my specimen my pleasant guests,
yet please don't get distracted by the size of its breasts.
This rare creature is sought for by most,
but seems to have acquired a strange liking for your host ...
For references sake i heist en to add
it is often the goal of a fetish plagued lad.
However, despite from these tiny qualms,
it has been documented that its short little arms
have been duelly observed to render
many a dish, of exceptional splendor!

A few more things before the show ends,
recommendations for Kate can only depend,
for if a listener decides for a pet,
then my astute friends there are things you should get.
A number of racks for shoes and for jewels
many a patience and short little stools.
much time to thought you should also lend,
to the fact this creature is crazy to spend,
as i regret to inform you , do not gag
it has a strange craze for things green and of bag.
Also, be careful with this delicate soul,
One wrong footing and and she will squash to your sole.
Thankyou for patience and have a good night,
I wish you a safe journey and bless you from plight.

Copyright © ATG ... [ 2008-11-18 19:40:30]
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Re: Welcome To The Stage an ATG production... (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Wednesday, 19th November 2008 @ 12:47:02 PM AEST
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Hi there...this was lovely.. I absolutely enjoyed this and I'm sure the person wil also..
BTW, welcome to the stage of YPDC....
Jenni

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